Hair Dryers

This is a nonsense poem written by Julia Lieberman.

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Hair Dryers

Blowing

Showing

Drying

Lying

Trying

But defying

Is it working?

Or is it smirking?

Is it lurking

In a corner now that my wet hair made me mad?

That makes me sad

Come back hair dryer!                                                                

Ouch that’s too hot!

Ohh that hits the spot

I think I’ll take you on my yacht

You can always get that wet spot.

You cannot

Fail to dry my hair

Your warmth you do share

I use you when I sit in a chair

I use you as I say my prayers

I burn myself with you and I swear

I’ll use you on my mare

I use you when I eat a pear

Your kind is truly, quite rare

But how dare

You take so long?

I hit myself in the head with you-DONG!

So as it turns out I was wrong

You’re a waste of time

You’re a piece of slime

Go back to your cheap slot in the drug store

And I’ll be thinking SCORE!